In news that has somehow actually happened, a lawyer from California has proposed a bill that would legalise murdering gay and lesbian people in the state.

In even worse news, the ballot – the Sodomite Suppression Act – will actually be put to the signature-gathering stage as under Californian law, anyone who pays a $200 (£134) fee can propose legislation without it being blocked by the state’s attorney general.

Sorry Jean Luc, i'm affraid not

Sorry Jean Luc, i’m affraid not